The Weavers: Eight Volvos, two accidents and a tree

The Weaver family of New Castle in Henry County has owned eight Volvos since 1994.

Their vehicles have been in three mishaps over the years and the occupants have always walked away.

“The Weaver family should be on a survival TV show,” Volvo declares in a press release.

The son’s Volvo went off a road and down a steep slope one rainy night while he was delivering pizzas. The car was pulled out, it restarted and he went on his way, Volvo says.

Another family member’s Volvo was totaled in a freeway accident and a huge tree fell on patriarch Richard Weaver’s car, but it was drivable.

“We would like to thank Volvo for helping to protect our lives,” Weaver says.

That’s good, but we have questions.

Why are Volvos so accident-prone? If highway conditions don’t get ‘em, the trees might.

Did the pizzas in the son’s Volvo survive the accident and were they hot when they got to customers?

And when was the last time someone in a Volvo delivered a pizza to your door?

We have issues.

Does Volvo have answers?

 

 

 

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