You can compromise by ordering thin crust
You have to wonder if Mad Mushroom Pizza has given full thought to the meaning of “fast” when you see the Mad Mushroom delivery car zipping around town.
The Mad Mushroom order number — 252-FAST — is on the sign on the roof of the car.
Sure “fast” means quick or speedy — as in get-it-to-you-while-it’s-hot — but it also means “to abstain from all or certain foods” or “to eat very little or nothing.”
We bet the second meaning is not the one they want you to think of when the Mad Mushroom delivery-mobile goes whizzing by.
